| Parents: | Don't forget to make us proud |
| Friends: | Don't forget to socialize |
| Teachers: | Don't forget to get A's |
| Strangers: | Don't forget to blend in |
| Opposite sex: | Don't forget to look good |
| Society: | Don't forget to be perfect |
| Tumblr: | Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today |
| Tumblr: | But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips. |
